oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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