what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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