Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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