Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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