sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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