My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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