I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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