We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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