Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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