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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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