11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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