OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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