He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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