and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My penis needs a shock collar
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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