What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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