Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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