oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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