So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
my nose is crying tears of wow.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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