Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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