stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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