Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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