Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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