He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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