An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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