I must be too annoying 4 u.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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