We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
