what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
