I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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