she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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