Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
