the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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