I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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