She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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