why didn't you poke me back
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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