You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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