sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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