She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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