Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You ruined the universe
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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