You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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