plz talk dirty to me
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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