They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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