IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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