Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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