dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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