i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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