Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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