is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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