i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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