I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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