if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
How naked do you want me to be?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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