Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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