Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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