did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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