brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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