oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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