i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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