her vagina looked like bernie madoff
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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