i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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